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Bernard Arnold " Barney " Gumble born April 20, is the Springfield town drunk and Homer Simpson 's best friend, although to a lesser extent after high school.
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Bernard Arnold " Barney " Gumble born April 20, is the Springfield town drunk and Homer Simpson 's best friend, although to a lesser extent after high school. Being a frequent customer at Moe 's to the point of sleeping there Barney considers Moe to be his second best friend; however, he is often abused by Moe and Arnie Gumble in the process, mainly due to Moe's personality. Barney was formerly an A-student back at Springfield High, but lost it all due to his drinking alcohol and is since then seen as a disgrace by his whole family, none of whom drinks.
Barney was born on April Barney once had a near-death experience in which he expects to be reunited with "my loved ones, my dad, and that plant I never watered," perhaps implying that he did not get along with his father. As a teenager, Barney had great potential. He was Harvard-bound until Homer introduced him to beer on the night before they had to take the SATs.
It has also been implied that he took to drinking after his high-school sweetheart Chloe Talbot left Springfield to become a successful TV reporter. Barney was inspired by Homer's Mr. Plow business to have his own snow removal service, calling himself the Plow King and buying a snow removal truck much bigger than Homer's. He even got Linda Ronstadt to sing on his commercials.
He took away all Homer's customers and earned the key to Springfield which was taken away from Homer. Homer ends up saving Barney, they become friends again and team up, only to find the snow melting after Homer comments "When two best friends team up, not even God himself can stop them.
Barney served in the United States Navy Reserve for a short time, as a submariner on the USS Jebediah with his own mother as his superior officer, although he briefly served in the U. Army during his youth. He is occasionally seen doing some sort of manual labor, such as working for his Uncle Al at Barney's Bowlarama , but has also been the owner of a successful snowplowing business and been employed by NASA as an astronaut.
Barney is 40 years old and his first name was revealed to be Bernard, although he also appears to be in the same high school class as Homer in flashbacks. He had also ended up having to do court-issued community service with picking up roadside litter where he attacked Principal Skinner who was trying to cross the interstate with a tank of gasoline for his car at the time after hallucinating that Skinner was a giant beer can.
Barney has survived experiences such as exploding zeppelins,  malfunctioning Jet packs,  and being crushed by a falling table. Barney also apparently takes pictures of Legs 's sister, as stated in " Homie the Clown " when Homer states he is "Barney Gumble" after the mob picks him up thinking he is Krusty. When alcohol is not readily available, Barney is seen drinking just about anything, such as turpentine, varnish, rubbing alcohol, and brake fluid.
In addition, when someone forces him to be sober from alcohol, he sometimes becomes murderous and deranged, which happened on at least two occasions. The first time was when, due to Mr. Burns' slant drilling operation forcing Moe's Tavern to close due to the toxic fumes, he brought out a gun with the intention of wanting to murder Mr.
Burns for this, although he never actually got a chance to use it before Mr. Burns was shot by Maggie. Burns diverted all the beer from Springfield and then issued a manhunt on TV to force Homer to give back Bobo, to which Barney was at the door with a gun warning Homer to do as Mr.
Burns said, although he ended up accidentally shooting and presumably killing a woman who was crossing Evergreen Terrace after Homer slammed the door in his face, and it is implied that he was arrested for this action shortly thereafter.
Plow truck's tires. When extremely drunk, however, he at one point managed to somehow cross-dress as Marge and yell to the kids in a fake falsetto voice that he's going shopping before drinking while overall being very woozy, enough to fall over the banister, and upon seeing beer soaked into the "shag" referring into the rug , he proceeds to lap it up like a dog and even get territorial when Santa's Little Helper was nearby, with Homer, initially mistaking him for Marge, telling "her" that "she's" making a fool of herself before realizing "her" true identity.
In very early episodes such as There's No Disgrace Like Home he was portrayed as a bully who regularly picked on Homer and would start fights with him. He succeeded and was even nominated to go into space. However, due to the severity of his alcoholism, a taste of non-alcoholic champagne was enough to get him intoxicated again, thus resulting in Homer going to space instead of Barney. Barney was once forced to remain sober for the drinking night at Moe's when he received the position of Designated Driver that night coincidentally on the same night that he was to win a bottomless glass of Duff from Duffman.
The mental strain of that single night of sobriety sent Barney on a two-month bender with Homer's car, after which Barney remembered nothing except for a guest lecture he gave at Villanova or maybe it was on a street corner. Barney once attempted to kick his alcoholism habit. For his birthday, Moe gave him a gift certificate for helicopter flying lessons, not expecting Barney to actually use them.
This comment, coupled with a humiliating videotape of Barney's actions while inebriated, gave Barney the drive he needed. Barney attended Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, became sober, and took the helicopter lessons. He became fairly proficient at it, though he admitted he had not yet mastered right turns. This new skill helped Homer rescue Bart and Lisa from a forest fire. Unwilling to lose one of his most crucial customers to his tavern, Moe figured out a way to channel Barney's tendency for addiction into a dependency on the caffeine in espressos.
Barney once made a movie about his struggle with alcoholism and submitted it to the Springfield Film Festival. When he won the grand prize, he vowed to remain clean and sober from that point forward, but quickly backed off his vow when it was announced that the grand prize was a lifetime supply of Duff Beer.
Homer encouraged Barney to drink a beer when he played Ulysses S. Grant in a reenactment of the Battle of Springfield. Surprisingly, this did not cause him to become alcoholic again.
Barney himself was both surprised and hesitant to drink the beer, even for his role, as he was a recovering alcoholic. He briefly sobered up and got back behind the controls of his helicopter to rescue his old girlfriend Chloe from a volcanic lava flow.
He was also relatively sober and piloting his helicopter again when helping Homer take celebrity photographs. During Trappuccino , he was one of the barflies who ran into the church, and was in the massive angry mob set out to kill Homer with the rest of the townspeople.
Even later, Barney was attending an AA meeting and went crazy when the coffee ran out. If there's one thing Barney Gumble loves more than beer, he hasn't discovered it yet. And not for want of trying. Hard liquor, sterno, cough syrup, turpentine, he's tried them all. Once, in a fit of desperation, he drank some non-alcoholic champagne, with near-fatal consequences.
But Beer! Wonderful Beer! Barney would kill his own brain for a beer. He's drunk beer out of ashtrays, sucked beer our of bar rags, licked windows made of beer bottles, and, realizing a dream come true, drunk straight from the tap until his heart stopped.
As he's said more than once, "If Moe's Tavern didn't close, I'd never leave. When not entertaining the rest of the barflies with his lip-rippling belches, Barney seeks semi-occasional employment. However he was also given the key to the city for his heroics as the Plow King, and won a Grammy as tenor singer for Be Sharps, a barbershop quartet comprised of Homer, Apu, Skinner, and Barney.
His romantic life, also semi-occasional, has ranger from Linda Ronstadt and Japanese conceptual artist Kako to Selma Bouvier to the woman in front of the drugstore who's always yelling things.
Being the swinging single that he is, Barney's apartment is decorated in an early 70's style -- replete with cable spool table, Farrah Fawcett poster, and empty pizza-box motif. A style guaranteed to keep Barney a swinging single forever. For this fundamentally existential lifestyle, Barney owes Homer Simpson thanks. They have been friends since high school and it was Homer, on the eve of the all-important SAT test, introduced Barney to his first beer, sparing him the shame of an Ivy League education and the burden of steady employment.
He also appears in Mob Rules as one of the people Marge can use to protest the sales of the Grand Theft Scratchy video game to minors.
Matt Groening noted: "Barney was taking the standard sitcom sidekick and just making him as pathetic as possible. And also there was a sort of unspoken rule about not having drinking on television as a source of comedy.
So, of course, we went right for it. In " Days of Wine and D'oh'ses " Barney was sobered up, a move that many staff members were against believing "a wide-awake, freshly showered, sober Barney just isn't as funny as an unkempt, disoriented, drunk one.
In several of the episodes of the first season, Barney Gumble's hair was yellow, just like Barney Rubble's hair.
He was also born on April Barney first appeared in the episode " Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire ", in which he worked as a department store Santa and gave Homer a tip for winning at the dog track. Barney is also a major character on the show and has been central in a few episodes such as " Mr. Barney has also appeared in every single season although in season 19 he made only cameo appearances.
In seasons , Barney made lots of speaking appearances approximately episodes, because he was always seen in Moe's tavern. He has appeared in episodes. Sign In Don't have an account? Start a Wiki. Do you like this video?
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Recommended Videos. Ads are the worst, right? Egypt 3 videos. Barney is the town drunk of Springfield and Homer Simpson 's best friend. After being forced to spend a sober night at Moe's Tavern serving as designated driver , Barney left town in Homer Simpson's car to, among other things, give a guest lecture at Villanova although, by his own admission, the guest lecture could just have likely occurred on a street corner. In some early first season episodes, Barney had yellow hair.
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Shopkeeper That's bad. Homer : Can I go now? Lisa : Dad, we did something very bad! Homer : Did you wreck the car? Bart : No. Homer : Did you raise the dead? Lisa : Yes. Homer : But the car's okay? Lisa , Bart : Uh-huh. Homer : All right then. Ned Flanders : Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a might peckish. Mind if I chew your ear? Bart : Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders. Homer : He was a zombie?
Homer Simpson : That doll tried to kill me! Bart Simpson : I'd say the pressure has finally gotten to Dad, but what pressure? Grampa : That doll is evil, I tells ya!
Marge : Grampa, you said that about all the presents. Grampa : I just want attention. Marge : Homer! Did you barricade the door? Homer : Why? Oh, the zombies! Carl : Hey, I hear we're going to Ape Island. Lenny : Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island. Charlie : Candy Apple Island?
What do they got there? Carl : Apes, but they're not so big. Marge : Well, I'm sure glad we didn't turn into mindless zombies. Bart : Shhh Barney : Wow! Look at the size of that platform! Marge : Homer, did you call the audience "chicken"? Homer : No. I swear on this Bible. Marge : That's not a Bible. That's a book of carpet samples. Homer : Ooh Homer : I've been asked to tell you that the following show is very scary.
You see, there are some crybabies out there - religious types, mostly - who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to turn off your TV now. Come on, I dare you! Homer : Buck-buck-buck-buck! Barney : Wow, George Washington! Homer : Take that, Washington!
Homer : Eat lead, Einstein! Homer : Show's over, Shakespeare! Zombie Shakespeare : Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?
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Grampa : Too late. Marge : Anybody know a ghost story? Lisa : I do! It's a story of a boy and his doll. Homer : That's not so scary. Lisa : A doll, from Hell. Homer : I'm gonna go to the store. Homer : Do you sell toys? Shopkeeper : We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread Bart Simpson : Hey Homer, where's your present? Homer Simpson : D'ohh! I mean D'ohhn't worry son, I forgot to get you a present. But I swear on my father's grave Grampa : Hey! Homer Simpson : The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughin' at me!
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